R.I.P. Wisteria Lane. Jo still needs something, actually, to get her over the demise of Desperate Housewives (we all need a guilty viewing pleasure, and this was hers).

This luscious creation from Crabtree & Evelyn could be just the cheering thing.  Incredibly nourishing and jam-packed with softening shea butter, evening primrose, rosehip and olive oils.  Really prettily-scented, too:  soft and sweet, and we definitely get the peony and magnolia alongside the wisteria in the sweet white floral bouquet, which really clings to skin once you've massaged it in.  (And if you're bothered about these things, it's formulated without mineral oil, propylene glycol, phthalates or parabens.)

Wisteria not your thing? The same formulation's also available scented with Rosewater,Lily or Lavender.  (Our guess: Bree would definitely go for this one, though.)

It comes in a whacking great glass jar which is definitely dressing-table-worthy - but so heavy, actually, it could double as a lethal weapon.

Which if this really was Wisteria Lane, it probably would...

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