We would love to sit at a table where the crackers were this useful, for a change. (Plastic whistles and puzzles are just so wasteful – and you can keep the corny jokes, frankly.)

These elegant beauties contain Margaret Dabbs Nail & Cuticle Treatment – good for nail growth, softening the skin around nails and generally delivering oh, roughly a 1000% instant improvement whenever you use them.

They’re from the new ‘PURE’ range, meanwhile, is also suitable for vegans as it has eliminated the emu oil which has been a signature of uberpodatrist Margaret’s range since she first launched.

Great for weak, dehydrated, ridged nails – and for men, actually, too.

Worth decorating the Christmas table around, if you really wanted to go to town – but can we also point out that this is a great teacher gift, too? All that chalk takes its toll on hands and nails.

Cracking, actually.

£12 – buy here

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